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And Sarah Came Galloping Along…

This past weekend there was absolutely nothing on the telly. So I took the opportunity to catch up on some of the movies and TV

I mean, really?!

shows that I hadn’t had time to watch before and were clogging up my hard drive.

My mistake began at around 10am on Saturday morning when I pressed “Play” on Did You Hear About the Morgans? and spent the next 45 mins trying to give Hugh Grant a chance to redeem himself opposite Sarah Jessica Parker.

Forget the poorly written script and the actors’ obvious need for a “money gig”, the worst part for me was attempting to watch Sarah Jessica Parker on screen without screaming “SHUT UP, STOP WINGING AND LEARN TO ACT YOU STUPID BITCH!”. I turned the movie off just before an hour in because I just couldn’t bear it anymore. Now I will never know if they indeed caught the bad guy and survived the 90-odd minutes.

Hear are my reasons: She is not only a bad actress, but she is too skinny, funny-looking and dresses like she tries too hard. STOP IT, SJP, just stop it!

I will, in future, resist the urge to watch anything with old horse-face because she really and truly is painful unless it is a film where her character dies early on in the film never to return (a bit like Steven Seagal’s role in Air Force One).

For anyone who agrees with me, you may enjoy this website I found dedicated to Sarah. sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse

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