Cycling for Dummies

Just when I finally got comfortable on my mountain bike, my other half decided that it was about time to get my ass on a road bike. GREAT IDEA! That was until I actually tried to ride the bloody thing.

It must have been a man who designed the female road bike and a pissed off man at that. There I was with my arse in the air, my face facing the ground and the stupid saddle digging in to my girly bits when I released that I wasn’t quite made to fit a bike. My belly is too big and my boobs too top heavy. Ironically, I had the perfect shape to justify exercise and diet but the worst shape to actually use the exercise equipment to make me skinny enough not to exercise.

So I came home and had some chocolate.

I will try again tomorrow.


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